September 28, 2009
Thanks to agent RD for scoring what may be the douchiest license plate we’ve seen since “LRG PKG.”
It’s difficult to imagine someone with any self-esteem wanting to get to know this person, but maybe that’s OK with him/her, as other people probably take away mirror time.
September 27, 2009
We regularly see plates and bumper stickers suggesting that the vehicle in question is “mom’s taxi.” While this makes us want to vomit, we don’t feel that it’s douchey enough for inclusion on this blog. However, this plate makes us rethink that policy.
It’s not cute when a dad does it either. It’s particularly not cute on a statusmobile.
August 30, 2009
We might think this is your average douchey Jesus freak license plate — tacking “God” onto the model of the car. Vomit. But given the bumper stickers, we think the driver might be shouting out to a/the goddess, which implies that she is the sort of person who revels in her “moon cycles” and is against penetrative sex. Spotted in Santa Monica, of course.
Just because we are liberals does not mean we do not see the ridiculousness of certain types of liberal.
August 30, 2009
Declaring your couple-dom is uncool and socially unacceptable after high school ends. Declaring you own coolness is basically never cool at any time in your life. So this plate is extra douche-y.
Douchebag license plate reading KOOLCPL.
In the same parking lot, we also spotted a bumper sticker that, while not exactly douche-y in the sense this blog is going for, is certainly douche-y:
Anti-vaccination bumper sticker in Comic Sans.
SOME people certainly need to educate themselves, but if this driver is looking for such a person, we suggest that he or she look behind the wheel.
August 29, 2009
Nothing says “date me” like buying a license plate to self-declare your bedroom prowess! It works almost as well as patronizing the ladies or wearing Axe body spray.
Douchebag license plate reading STUDLEY.
August 28, 2009
This driver appears to be a graduate of a University of California at Los Angeles campus located in France.
August 27, 2009
Someday, we’d like to see a license plate declaring average or even bad parenting skills, rather than one that allows the owner to give him-/herself a compliment.
Douchebag license plate reading SPFY MOM.