July 19, 2009
We do not consider this license plate douchebaggy, but we do consider it a SCORE.
MID LF C
Thanks for being honest, dude! Note also the 11-99 Foundation license plate holder, which means that 1) the owner gave lots of money to the fund for CHP widows/widowers and orphans and 2) the owner would like to avoid being pulled over for speeding.
July 16, 2009
Seriously, mister? Seriously?! Is it parked at night next to a vehicle with a bumper sticker saying” I ♥ 2 WEAR KHAKI”?
This is not quite the same flavor of douchebag as LRG PKG (which we spotted again!! In our neighborhood! Doing the neighbor ladies a big favor, no doubt!), but it is certainly one flavor of douchebag.
July 9, 2009
Those communists at the American Civil Liberties Union are at it again! Yesterday, a guy in Vegas won the right to have a Nevada license plate that says HOE. (Actually, the ACLU won it; the guy himself dropped out of the case. ?!) This was supposed to be a shortening of TAHOE, but unsurprisingly, that was already taken. Even more unsurprisingly, the Nevada DMV interpreted it as a slur against women. Though it apparently took them seven years to notice; the trouble started when the guy tried to renew it.
While we are not big fans of slurs, we also wonder why the DMV would think first (seven years later) of it as a slur, rather than the interpretation the buyer gave or as a garden implement. After all, it doesn’t make any sense for a guy who is (presumably) not a pimp to label his car a HOE. Dirty minds?
July 4, 2009
At first, we took this for a license plate containing the word ese. As in, what up, ese? Then we saw the badging.
DUDE. You just paid six figures for a car with Bentley badging. There’s no need to also buy a license plate repeating what the badging says — unless calling everyone’s attention to your wealth is the goal here. Douchebag.