BMW RULE

Even if this had an in-state license plate, implying that your BMW rules or that you rule for purchasing a statusmobile would already be laughable. Plus we’re pretty sure that we saw this driver trying to park illegally.
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However, on top of this, this driver has the bad taste to be a Texan, which puts him or her into a group of people who combine obnoxious confirmity, Jesus freakitude, undeserved ego about how great their state is and George W. Bush to be the official state of douchebaggery. Gov. Perry, trade us Austin for some appropriately douchebaggy city like Bakersfield and we will actively help you secede.

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