March 19, 2009

We’re not totally sure whether we find this plate douchebaggy, but it brought back fond (?) memories of the early 1990s, when the evangelicals and the State of Florida took on 2 Live Crew.


After reviewing the band’s Wikipedia page, and in particular the cover of As Nasty As They Wanna Be, we can declare with confidence that everyone involved in THAT fight was a douchebag.

Take a trip down memory lane with this video! Warning: Not safe for work, kids or Tipper Gore.



March 18, 2009

Right after an agent in New York sent us this douchebag license plate, the words “label whore” popped into our head. “Label whore,” as you may know, is a saucy way to describe people who are into high fashion and care very much whether their jeans are made by Tommy Hilfiger or Target.

Already, we think label whoredom is shallow and a waste of money. That goes for luxury cars too, and double for luxury cars that are actually Toyotas with gold-tone badging and leather upholstery. But you know what’s even stupider than label whoredom?


Adding an extra label right UNDER the first label! Presumably, this douche felt that the make and model of this car was so impressive that it was worth personalizing the license plate to say the same thing the manufacturer’s badge said. We disagree. On both counts.


March 3, 2009

No pic, but we had the good (?) fortune this morning to happen upon California license plate # ♥1SSELF. We could tell she meant it by the way she nearly failed to yield to a pedestrian, presumably because she was too self-absorbed to notice or care that people sometimes walk around Los Angeles on foot.