J35U5

January 31, 2009

Jesus may have built your hot rod, dude, but we guarantee that he doesn’t drive a Nissan Altima.

Douchebag license plate reading J35U5

Douchebag license plate reading J35U5

And we believe we’ve made our feelings clear on plates owned by fans of Jesus: Ooh, a Christian in the United States. How very brave of you to say so.

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MRHLYWD

January 25, 2009

You may remember that we introduced our gendered douchebag license plate series yesterday. Today we continue with a sighting of a truly pretentious plate in — where else? — Hollywood.

Douchebag license plate reading MRHLYWD.

Douchebag license plate reading MRHLYWD.

There’s at least 28 guys who call themselves that in the city of Los Angeles, and 20 of them are going back to Ohio or wherever within five years.


SHPAHLC

January 24, 2009

This genius plate was spotted by an agent out east.

Douchebag license plate reading SHPAHLC.

Douchebag license plate reading SHPAHLC.

It’s all part of our two-parts series on gendered douchebag license plates! As you can see, this is clearly the work of a female douchebag. Tomorrow we have a rare chance to see the male Los Angeles douchebag in his natural habitat.


Then why are you driving?!

January 7, 2009

Nevada has many personalized license plates, but during our weeklong visit, this was by far the best we spotted.

Douchebag license plate reading 2HI2CU.

Douchebag license plate reading 2HI2CU.

Like IJAKDIT, this license plate pretty much begs the police to pull the driver over.