Douchebag Direct Mail Solicitation!

We were already considering whether XX FOR MOM would make a funny post. (The driver was definitely NOT employed in the porn industry.) Then we got this, much douchebaggier, piece of mail:

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For those unacquainted with SEO, this company offers to do for you for $65 what you could do yourself in 15 minutes for free. Maybe more if you are interested in submitting to search engines that nobody uses. And it does so using unsolicited junk mail that looks suspiciously like the bill that it claims it isn’t. (Let us hope that they were forced by law to add that disclaimer.) For this, Web Listings Inc., we crown you the emperors of Douchebag Land. May your level of success equal your level of honesty! May your direct mail advertising costs far exceed your profits!

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