MUSL BOY

October 17, 2008

We truly cannot think of a way that this is not douchey. Well, it DOES appear to be on a Toyota Celica. But the message is pure douche.

Douchebag license plate reading MUSL BOY

Douchebag license plate reading MUSL BOY


Spotted by our agent out East

October 15, 2008

Our first instinct is to interpret this word as Spanish for “beach.” Our agent had a different and probably more correct interpretation:

Douchebag license plate reading PLAYA

Douchebag license plate reading PLAYA

This agent also pointed out that the plate is on a Mercury, making it highly unlikely that the driver is in fact a player.


Separated at douche?

October 14, 2008

In two separate parking garages, we ran across strikingly similar plates:

STRM GOD

STRM GOD

NOT spotted at the Tiki Ti Room, sadly.

NOT spotted at the Tiki Ti Room, sadly.

Both claim godhood, which is obviously false because gods would never put up with LA traffic. Plate #1 is forgiven if the owner is named Thor (in which case we really hope he’s a skinny dork, preferably un-Scandinavian-looking). Plate #2 not forgiven under any circumstances.


GR82DRVE – Special New York edition!

October 12, 2008

We apologize for abandoning you. First we ran out of douchebag license plates, then we went out of town and then we had computer trouble. Also, we are lazy.

But we’re back! First, let us note that we were out of town in Washington, D.C., the home of the anti-douche license plate. These people are so pissed at the federal government’s douchebaggery that they have enshrined their protest in license plate form. We approve.

Denziens of the DC area don’t seem to like personalized license plates nearly as much as Californians do. So no snapshots for us there. Lucky for us, we have an agent based in the Bronx who has been scouting for us, proving that yes, New Yorkers can be just as douchey as Californians, only about tap water.

Douchebag license plate reading GR82DRVE

Douchebag license plate reading GR82DRVE