MR LEEGL

We have nothing against lawyers in general, but we find that the ones who need to brag the loudest about being lawyers are the ones with the least prestigious jobs and backgrounds. By that logic, this douche probably handles small-time criminal defense like DUIs, armed with a degree from Podunk College of Law. Note the aggressive grille; a prolific agent took the pic, but we’d say there’s a 60% chance that’s a big SUV; 40% chance of Mercedes.

MR LEEGL