Yah BOYIE!

July 28, 2008

You know those guys, those douchebaggy guys with the baseball caps placed at a gentle yet unnatural angle on their heads? They’re always wearing sunglasses and frequently wearing t-shrirts with tiny repetitive patterns of a major sports team’s logo. They’re usually white. (Maybe men of other races have too much pride.) Their hair is always gelled or moussed or something. I don’t know what you call those guys, but I know they’re major douchebags. And I strongly suspect that one of them drives this vehicle.

Douchebag license plate reading BOYIE.

Douchebag license plate reading BOYIE.

Credit for this pic and the last one go to Agent JBG.


Another in our “lookit I bought a statusmobile” series

July 27, 2008

What’s with all these douchebags who buy Jaguars and then think we don’t notice? The hood ornament and the nameplate make it pretty clear, guys. Congrats on having paid three to six times the cost of a Honda Civic for a car with a lot of wood in it.

Douchebag license plate reading JAGXUXR

Douchebag license plate reading JAGXUXR


Spotted by a prolific agent on the Westside…

July 14, 2008

This douchebag’s honesty is kinda refreshing:

TOY HUMV

TOY HUMV

Have fun fueling your $60k “toy,” douche.


MUZYWO?

July 11, 2008

When we started this blog, we promised ourselves that we wouldn’t post plates that just happened to belong to douche-y people. Today, we break that promise, but we promise it’s for a good reason. We do not have a good interpretation of MUZYWO, but we’d like you to pay attention to how it’s parked half on the handicapped ramp. The other half actually is a parking space, but it was reserved for electric vehicles, which we assure you that a BMW 300-series is not. The kicker: Half of the normal parking spaces in the lot were empty anyway.

Douuuuuche.

MUZYWO

MUZYWO


Only douchebaggy people are in their RGT MIND.

July 10, 2008

The only explanation for this plate that isn’t douchebaggy is that the driver is a lefty. The douche-y explanations are (take your pick) 1) the driver thinks he/she’s always right or 2) the driver thinks it’s cute to incorrectly conflate “right-wing” with “correct.” Unfortunately, the non-douchebag left-handed theory is undercut by the plate holder advertising “WORTHWHILE HUMAN BEING INSIDE.” (Not to mention the $50k-plus statusmobile it’s on.) Does your spouse ever get mad because your ego always gets to ride shotgun, RGT MIND?

RGT MIND

RGT MIND


Spotted in Manhattan Beach, obviously.

July 9, 2008

Yeah, dude, you’re RAAW. So RAAW that you’re a middle-aged man driving an Infiniti. RAWK ON!

RAAW

RAAW


Some douchebags are criminally charged!

July 8, 2008

We can’t see the entirety of this man’s license plate (TCH something), but after reading this article, we’re confident that it must be douche-y.

(Please note that the article is from KFI-AM, the local firebrand conservative shock-talk-radio station, which is far from free of douchebaggery itself. Warning: Facts may be left out for maximum shock value.)