Enjoying fueling that V8, Fran?

June 30, 2008

Another in our series of “lookit I bought a statusmobile” plates! As in this case, they frequently also have the owner’s initials or name. For douche bonus, note the praying female-quasi-Calvin sticker on the back window. See, the driver has TWO douche-y reasons to think she’s better than you!

Douchebag license plate reading MG4FRAN


Women and Hawaiians can be douches too!

June 29, 2008

R U A QT? We don’t know, but we’re pretty sure you’re DOUCHE-E.

Douchebag license plate reading A KONA QT

X-Type Douche

June 27, 2008

This post is the first in a series: Douchebag licence plates that proclaim the make/model of the car they’re on. Usually with someone’s initials. For these particular douchebags, it’s not enough to just pay three to ten times the price of an economy sedan to show everyone how rich they are; they have to tack on an extra $50 or so for a douchebag license plate reminding everyone that it’s a statusmobile. Thanks, guys, but we can read the nameplate on the back of the car. And in this case, we can also see the ostentatious hood ornament.

This douche was parked at a meter in Culver City:

Douchebag license plate reading RJL JAG

Spotted by an agent in Marina del Rey.

June 26, 2008

Note to driver: Genuine rock stars don’t need to put douchebag license plates on their cars to remember what they do for a living.

Douchebag license plate reading A RCK STR

Objectivism is inherently douche-y.

June 25, 2008

Here’s a license plate that might not have been so douche-y if it hadn’t been surrounded by an Objectivist license plate holder, implying that the driver actually believes himself or herself to be a great writer comparable to Hemingway. The Mercedes doesn’t help either.

douchebag license plate HMNGWY

Yeah, dude, you’re just like Hemingway and that guy from Oasis is bigger than John Lennon. Except, wait — I have no idea who the guy from Oasis is, and I also don’t know or care who you are. Douche.

What happens in Vegas gets mocked on the Internet.

June 24, 2008

No pic, but one of our agents spotted a red sports car in Vegas with Nevada license plate CMLTOE. In a development that should surprise no one, CMLTOE was being driven by two fratty guys.

Inaugural douchebag license plate.

June 23, 2008

Spotted in Culver City.

Douchebag license plate reading LRG PKG.