We might think this is your average douchey Jesus freak license plate — tacking “God” onto the model of the car. Vomit. But given the bumper stickers, we think the driver might be shouting out to a/the goddess, which implies that she is the sort of person who revels in her “moon cycles” and is against penetrative sex. Spotted in Santa Monica, of course.

GODYSSY
Just because we are liberals does not mean we do not see the ridiculousness of certain types of liberal.