CDZ NUTS

January 25, 2010

We’re only surprised that he didn’t have actual truck nuts. We know it’s a stereotype, but it’s difficult not to think that people who talk about their nuts all the time are insecure about their masculinity.
CDZ NUTS
Possibly the male equivalent of SEX KTTY.


GRRGOUS

January 21, 2010

If you feel insecure enough to tell everyone how beautiful you are, chances are you’re not.

GRRGEOUS

Douchebag license plate reading GRRGEOUS.


2OLD2CU

January 20, 2010

This is another in our series of plates that are just begging for police attention. Invites the question: If this is true, why are you still driving?

2OLD2CU

License plate reading 2OLD2CU.

See also: 2HI2CU.


BOTL SRV

January 19, 2010

This license plate refers to bottle service at clubs, whereby people pay triple price for entire bottles of alcohol so they can show off how much money they have AND get plastered at the same time. Ain’t nothin’ but a douche thing.


UND CVR

January 18, 2010

You know what’s NOT very undercover?

1) Advertising it in any way, never mind on an expensive sports cr.

UND CVR

Douchebag license plate reading UND CVR.

2) Parking like this:


SEX KTTY

January 17, 2010

Our problem with this plate is not that the owner is unattractive. The problem is that it’s revolting to ASK to be treated like an object. Never mind paying the state of California good money to advertise it. We will stop short of the obvious conclusion.

SEX KTTY

Douchebag icense plate reding SEX KTTY

The license plate holder just makes it better/worse.


RCKSTARLIF

September 29, 2009

With a plate like this, you KNOW the driver’s gotta be a suburbanite with an office job.

ROCstarLIF

ROCstarLIF

Actual rock stars probably prefer NOT to advertise to the paparazzi.


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