CDZ NUTS

We’re only surprised that he didn’t have actual truck nuts. We know it’s a stereotype, but it’s difficult not to think that people who talk about their nuts all the time are insecure about their masculinity.

Possibly the male equivalent of SEX KTTY.

GRRGOUS

If you feel insecure enough to tell everyone how beautiful you are, chances are you’re not.

Douchebag license plate reading GRRGEOUS.

2OLD2CU

This is another in our series of plates that are just begging for police attention. Invites the question: If this is true, why are you still driving?

License plate reading 2OLD2CU.

See also: 2HI2CU.

BOTL SRV

This license plate refers to bottle service at clubs, whereby people pay triple price for entire bottles of alcohol so they can show off how much money they have AND get plastered at the same time. Ain’t nothin’ but a douche thing.

UND CVR

You know what’s NOT very undercover?

1) Advertising it in any way, never mind on an expensive sports cr.

Douchebag license plate reading UND CVR.

2) Parking like this:

SEX KTTY

Our problem with this plate is not that the owner is unattractive. The problem is that it’s revolting to ASK to be treated like an object. Never mind paying the state of California good money to advertise it. We will stop short of the obvious conclusion.

Douchebag icense plate reding SEX KTTY

The license plate holder just makes it better/worse.

RCKSTARLIF

With a plate like this, you KNOW the driver’s gotta be a suburbanite with an office job.

ROCstarLIF

Actual rock stars probably prefer NOT to advertise to the paparazzi.

ILVMEE

Thanks to agent RD for scoring what may be the douchiest license plate we’ve seen since “LRG PKG.”

ILVMEE

It’s difficult to imagine someone with any self-esteem wanting to get to know this person, but maybe that’s OK with him/her, as other people probably take away mirror time.

DADILAK

We regularly see plates and bumper stickers suggesting that the vehicle in question is “mom’s taxi.” While this makes us want to vomit, we don’t feel that it’s douchey enough for inclusion on this blog. However, this plate makes us rethink that policy.

DADILAK

It’s not cute when a dad does it either.  It’s particularly not cute on a statusmobile.

GODYSSY

We might think this is your average douchey Jesus freak license plate — tacking “God” onto the model of the car. Vomit. But given the bumper stickers, we think the driver might be shouting out to a/the goddess, which implies that she is the sort of person who revels in her “moon cycles” and is against penetrative sex. Spotted in Santa Monica, of course.

GODYSSY

Just because we are liberals does not mean we do not see the ridiculousness of certain types of liberal.