RCKSTARLIF

With a plate like this, you KNOW the driver’s gotta be a suburbanite with an office job.

ROCstarLIF

Actual rock stars probably prefer NOT to advertise to the paparazzi.

ILVMEE

Thanks to agent RD for scoring what may be the douchiest license plate we’ve seen since “LRG PKG.”

ILVMEE

It’s difficult to imagine someone with any self-esteem wanting to get to know this person, but maybe that’s OK with him/her, as other people probably take away mirror time.

DADILAK

We regularly see plates and bumper stickers suggesting that the vehicle in question is “mom’s taxi.” While this makes us want to vomit, we don’t feel that it’s douchey enough for inclusion on this blog. However, this plate makes us rethink that policy.

DADILAK

It’s not cute when a dad does it either.  It’s particularly not cute on a statusmobile.

GODYSSY

We might think this is your average douchey Jesus freak license plate — tacking “God” onto the model of the car. Vomit. But given the bumper stickers, we think the driver might be shouting out to a/the goddess, which implies that she is the sort of person who revels in her “moon cycles” and is against penetrative sex. Spotted in Santa Monica, of course.

GODYSSY

Just because we are liberals does not mean we do not see the ridiculousness of certain types of liberal.

KOOLCPL, and bonus insane person bumper sticker!

Declaring your couple-dom is uncool and socially unacceptable after high school ends. Declaring you own coolness is basically never cool at any time in your life. So this plate is extra douche-y.

Douchebag license plate reading KOOLCPL.

In the same parking lot, we also spotted a bumper sticker that, while not exactly douche-y in the sense this blog is going for, is certainly douche-y:

Anti-vaccination bumper sticker in Comic Sans.

SOME people certainly need to educate themselves, but if this driver is looking for such a person, we suggest that he or she look behind the wheel.

STUDLEY

Nothing says “date me” like buying a license plate to self-declare your bedroom prowess! It works almost as well as patronizing the ladies or wearing Axe body spray.

Douchebag license plate reading STUDLEY.

LE BRUIN

This driver appears to be a graduate of a University of California at Los Angeles campus located in France.

SPFY MOM

Someday, we’d like to see a license plate declaring average or even bad parenting skills, rather than one that allows the owner to give him-/herself a compliment.

Douchebag license plate reading SPFY MOM.

A double shot of douchery!

Not with Tila Tequila.

An agent downtown spotted not one but two douchey plates, but couldn’t get pics. Unless he was making them up, we approve.

1. BMW, spoiled-looking woman doing makeup: IMVRYL8.

2. Lexus convertile: ITSSOOC. (Or maybe ITSOC?)

LUV TQLA

We had to snap this one surreptitiously, but we are not sorry. (Almost) everyone likes alcohol, dude. But not everyone feels the need to advertise it, particularly in a driving context.

LUV TQLA